Swingers Club Outfits for Men: Ditch the Cargo Shorts!
Ready to impress at the swingers club, gentlemen? Ditch the cargo shorts and step up your game. Here’s your ultimate guide to looking sharp, sexy, and confident while having a blast in the lifestyle.
By: Kat Swings
Gentlemen, listen up. Walking into a swingers club isn’t the same as hitting your local dive bar. You’re not there to blend in with the wallpaper – you’re there to stand out, in the best way possible. And yes, that means no cargo shorts. EVER.
If you’ve been wondering how to step up your game and make a killer first impression, we’ve got you covered. From ditching outdated duds to embracing polished vibes, let’s dive into your ultimate guide to dressing for success in the lifestyle scene.
Don’t forget to check out more newbie swinger advice in our Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Step 1: Cargo Shorts? Absolutely Not
We need to address this first because it can’t be stressed enough. Cargo shorts are not, and never will be, acceptable in a swingers club. They scream, “I just came from a backyard barbecue,” not “I’m here to dazzle.”
If you own them, burn them. (Okay, maybe just donate them.) Instead, opt for dark jeans or tailored chinos. These staples are versatile, stylish, and give off “I put in some effort” vibes. Pair them with a fitted button-down or a sleek polo shirt to nail that casual-yet-sexy look.
Step 2: Shoes Matter More Than You Think
Your shoes are the silent hero of your outfit. They might not be the first thing people notice, but trust us—they notice.
Leave the New Balances and flip-flops at home. Opt for sleek leather loafers, fresh kicks, or clean minimalist sneakers. And seriously, no scuffed shoes—nothing kills a vibe faster than worn-out soles.
Step 3: Accessories, Not Overkill
The right accessory can elevate your outfit, but too much bling will make you look like you’re auditioning for a reality TV show. Sopranos anyone!?
Stick with the classics: a leather belt, a sleek watch, or even a subtle chain. These small touches say “I’ve got style” without screaming “I tried too hard.”
Step 4: Grooming Is Non-Negotiable
You’ve got the outfit, the shoes, and the vibe. Now let’s talk grooming, because no outfit can save you if you show up looking like you just rolled out of bed.
Trim your beard, keep your nails clean, and make sure your hair is on point. And don’t forget the power of a good cologne—just one or two spritzes, though. No one wants to be overpowered by a cloud of “too much.”
Step 5: Effort = Respect
Here’s the deal: putting effort into your appearance isn’t just about looking good. It’s about respect—for yourself, for your partner, and for everyone else in the room. Swingers clubs are filled with people who’ve stepped up their game, and it’s only fair that you do the same.
Nothing says, “I don’t care” faster than showing up in sloppy clothes. Don’t be that guy.
What Not to Wear
Let’s get brutally honest about what you should never wear to a swingers club:
- Cargo shorts. Again, no. Just no.
- Flip-flops. Unless the club has a pool, keep these at home.
- T-shirts with offensive slogans. Swingers clubs are sexy, not cringey.
- Wrinkled or ill-fitting clothes. Tailoring exists for a reason.
💋 Happy swinging!
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Swinger Lingo (check Swinger Dictionary for more!)
Alpha Male: The king of the jungle, strutting his stuff with confidence and charisma, leaving hearts racing in his wake. In swinging, this is a dominant, assertive male who exhibits leadership qualities and commands respect within social or sexual dynamics.
Single Male: The lone wolf of the lifestyle scene, navigating swinger clubs and parties solo. Often the eager observer or the lucky participant, he’s respectful, confident, and always on the lookout for a tantalizing opportunity to join in the fun!