Mon Chalet Review: Doubling Down with a Pair of Threesomes

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Mon Chalet swinger hotel in Denver Colorado is where retro vibes meet naughty indulgence. From intimate sex-themed rooms to a clothing-optional pool, it’s the perfect spot to unleash your wild side—just don’t forget your partner!

By: Kat Swings

Mon Chalet bills itself as “where fantasy becomes reality,” and let’s be real—they’re not exactly wrong. Tucked on the sleazy side of town, this 1970s vintage sex hotel embraces its kitschy vibe with unapologetic flair. From king-sized beds surrounded by well-placed mirrors to amenities like the infamous “Love Machine,” it’s as if Mon Chalet took every swinger cliché, turned it up to 11, and said, “You’re welcome.” The clothing-optional pool area adds to the risqué charm, making it a hotspot for adventurous couples and lifestyle enthusiasts alike. It’s not glamorous, but for a wild, retro-inspired romp, it’s got plenty going on. Join Kat & Leo as they review Mon Chalet and tell about the pair of threesomes they hit the jackpot with in this can’t-miss episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.

“Photo of our Deluxe Suite 3, complete with our strobe lights!”

Mon Chalet Hotel Review

🚗 Distance from airport – 15 min drive

Pool Hours –
Matinee – 12-4pm
Nightly – 5pm – 5am

💲 Pricing – You can visit Mon Chalet’s clothing-optional indoor pool, hot tub and bed area without booking a hotel room, either during the day or stay all night until 5am.

👦🏻👧🏻Couples –
Pool Matinee – $60
Pool Weeknight – $60
Pool Weekend – $75
👦🏻 Single Male – only allowed at nights in the company of a M/F couple
Pool Matinee – $60
Pool Weeknight – $75
Pool Weekend – $95
👧🏻 Single Female –
Pool Matinee – $45
Pool Weeknight – $45
Pool Weekend – $55

💸 Hotel Pricing – You can rent their kitschy sex rooms by the day (12-4pm) or like a standard hotel, check-in at 6pm, check-out by 11am. Single males are known to rent for the matinee hours.

Matinee – 12-4pm – $85-$105
Weeknight – 5pm – 5am – $145-$170
Weekend – 5pm – 5am – $185-$210

👀 First Impressions – First impressions of Mon Chalet are… let’s say, mixed. Just 15 minutes from Denver International Airport, you quickly find yourself on the wrong side of town. Sandwiched between a desolate empty lot, a 7-Eleven, and a bustling bus stop, its location leaves plenty to be desired. The 22-room motel hints at its former charm with a chalet-style façade draped in ivy, but the vibe is more “seedy hideaway” than “romantic escape.” An iron gate surrounds the property, offering a sense of security in an otherwise less than idyllic neighborhood. But step inside, and Mon Chalet redeems itself with kitschy, over-the-top sex-themed rooms that unapologetically deliver on the fantasy.

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🛏️ Inside Tour (Hotel) – Now this is where Mon Chalet shines—and why we’ve already booked round two. It’s like stepping into a sexed-up Willy Wonka wonderland, but instead of candy, you get very adult treats. Mirrors? Everywhere. Above the bed, around the bed—you’ll catch every angle of the action whether you want to or not. Did I mention 13 channels of free porn? And let’s talk about that spider-like “love chair.” It’s an absolute game-changer for oral pleasure, and yes, it’s also surrounded by mirrors (because of course it is). Add in bubble lights and illuminated glass panels etched with artistic nudes, casting a sultry glow that screams ambiance. Oh, and did I mention the deluxe suites? Hot tubs big enough for a full-on party, steam showers perfect for a threesome, and even a bidet to keep your bits squeaky clean. Sure, it’s got that seedy ’70s vibe, but honestly? It works. If Vegas had rooms like this, I’d never stay anywhere else. Mon Chalet, you kinky little gem, you’ve won us over.

💦 Inside Tour (Pool) – Let’s not sugarcoat it—Mon Chalet’s indoor clothing-optional pool area was giving major YMCA vibes, but, like, a naked convention version. Sure, it was bustling on a Friday night, but bustling isn’t always a good thing. The pool? Room temperature at best—absolutely not what you want in December. The two hot tubs? Crowded with bare buns jostling for space like they were auditioning for Naked Musical Chairs. And those vinyl chairs? Straight out of your neighborhood community pool, but somehow less charming. Oh, and if you’re feeling daring, there are two vinyl mattresses off to the side. Zero ambiance, zero beauty—just nude people doing their thing. If you’re into that, cool. Despite this, the place was packed, and many guests we spoke to were there exclusively for the nude pool—not an overnight stay. To each their own, but don’t expect luxury.

“Let’s not sugarcoat it—Mon Chalet’s indoor clothing-optional pool area was giving major YMCA vibes,“

🛎️ Front Desk – When you arrive at Mon Chalet, prepare for your grand entrance by parking right in front of the iron gate—yes, blocking all incoming traffic. (It’s a design flaw, but hey, we roll with it.) Buzz yourself into the front desk area, which, spoiler alert, looks absolutely nothing like a Holiday Inn—or even a La Quinta—so set those expectations accordingly. Trust us, the rooms are worth it.

The front desk is a tiny office space manned by the sweetest older gals behind plexiglass partitions. And can we just say? Having women at the desk was a chef’s kiss touch—because a creepy dude might have totally given me the ick. Handwritten signs plaster the desk and partitions, with gems like “Don’t get lube or massage oil on the bedspreads—$100 fee!” (Oh, we believe them.)

Registration is delightfully old school—everything done by hand. You’ll show your IDs, pay the guest rate, and then be handed a key with a deliberate mislabeling, so nobody at the pool decides to “accidentally” take over your suite. You’ll also score a couple of striped pool towels before heading off to the wildest staycation of your life. Oh, and pro tip: when you want the gate to open, just honk your horn and wave your keys like a VIP. It’s part of the charm.

💡 Pro Tip: Mon Chalet’s refund policy is surprisingly generous! Book your suite with just a quick call (no online reservation engine here), and you’ve got up until 24 hours before your stay to cancel free of charge. That’s rare in the world of scandalously sexy stays.

But fair warning: for big holidays like New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, and Halloween, rooms get snapped up months in advance. If you’re feeling spontaneous and the suites are sold out, don’t lose hope—get on the waiting list! We snagged a basic suite on a packed Saturday thanks to the list, and now we’re crossing all fingers and toes to make it in for NYE. Wish us luck!

🍒 Playrooms – Mon Chalet isn’t your typical swingers club, but the playroom vibes are definitely alive and well. The clothing-optional pool area is a mix of people-watching and putting on a show. Couples tend to dominate the scene, especially as the night wears on, but you’ll find the occasional single guy hanging out. It’s usually a 2-to-1 guy-to-girl ratio, and most of them are chill. That said, if you’re planning a public romp, be prepared for the odd “meat massage” from an overzealous onlooker. A quick, polite “back off” usually does the trick, but if someone’s not taking the hint, the front desk staff is on it—they’ll 86 offenders faster than you can say “buzz me in.”

🔥 Vibe Check – The beauty of Mon Chalet is that it’s totally a choose-your-own-adventure vibe. Stay in the common area to see and be seen, or retreat to your room for some private (or semi-private—curtains open, anyone?) fun. You’ll find couples looking to swap, some who just want to watch, and plenty who are all about creating their own 70s-fabulous fantasy in peace. Whether you dive into the action or just chill in your suite with some retro porn and a glass of wine, the only rule here is to do what feels right for you.

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✅ Would we go back? – Ahem, we’re already booked for 2 weeks after our first stay. Sluttons! The rooms were definitely worth the price of admission. As for the clothing-optional pool area? Not really our thing, but we’re always open to giving it another shot. The real appeal here is the privacy and the sexy rooms that amp the sex appeal to an 11, perfect for a BYOP (Bring Your Own Partner) kind of night. We did get hit with the guest rate twice—yep, two back-to-back threesomes, one MFF and then MFM. Let’s just say Kat & Leo hit the jackpot with a pair of threesomes -definitely a winning hand.

⭐⭐PRO TIP – The best rooms? We liked Deluxe Suites #1 & 3 best. But even the basic suite, sans whirlpool hot tub, was fab!

Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!

Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)

Mon Chalet: Quirky, sex-themed hotel, clothing-optional pool, and a relaxed, no-pressure vibe for adventurous couples and singles.

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Swinger Lingo (check Swinger Dictionary for more!)

Voyeurism: The art of peeking behind closed doors, where watching becomes the sexiest form of foreplay. A practice in which individuals derive sexual pleasure from observing others engaging in intimate activities.

Exhibitionism: Putting on a show that would make Vegas blush, because why keep all that steamy action to yourself? The act of deriving sexual gratification from exposing one’s own body or engaging in sexual activities in front of others, often for the purpose of arousal or thrill.

Swingers Club: The playground of pleasure, where fantasies come to life and every night is a tantalizing adventure. A dedicated venue or establishment where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.

Playroom: The adult’s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await – because who says pleasure is just for kids? A designated space within a swinger’s venue equipped with various toys, equipment, and furnishings for sexual exploration and enjoyment.

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