Bliss Cruise Review: Part 3 - 20 Surprising Secrets Speed-Round
Jump Kat & Leo aboard our Bliss Cruise Review: Part 3, where we dish in fast-paced speed-round style on the top 20 surprises that rocked our world on our first cruise. From steamy self-discoveries to the lightning-fast passage of five thrilling days, we’re speeding through it all.
By: Kat Swings
Get ready for a fast-paced, jaw-dropping look at the top surprises that rocked our world on our first Bliss Cruise! Grab your life preserver and prepare for a wild ride through the highs and lows of the ultimate Bliss Cruise escapade! Join Kat & Leo as they dish out a speed-round style of the top moments of the Bliss swinger cruise on the latest episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Kink Crash Course
Five days in the sizzling world of Bliss is like a crash course in sexual exploration. It’s like 1-2 years in swinger land. We plunged headfirst into swinging, discovering tantalizing new desires and firm boundaries. Each day brought steamy surprises and unforgettable encounters, revealing more about ourselves than we ever imagined.
Midnight Snack Hunt: Where’s the 3am Munchies?!
The buffet spreads during the day were a foodie’s dream, offering endless options to fuel our adventures. But come nightfall, those options dwindled faster than you could say “midnight snack.” Where’s the 3am swinger all-you-can-eat buffet?
Napping Over Nookie
Despite the sultry atmosphere, it seemed there was more napping than f&#king. Those blissful naps were essential to recharge and keep the energy high for nightly debauchery. Who knew napping could be such an integral part of a wild cruise? Zzzzzzzzzz
Meet the Friendliest Tribe
The camaraderie on board was infectious! Everyone, from seasoned swingers to curious baby swingers, was eager to connect. We quickly discovered that the real magic of Bliss Cruise was in the friendships formed and the shared secret stories of adventure and pleasure.
Score Big at Secret Watering Holes
While the dance clubs and playrooms were thrilling, the quieter spots outside these main areas turned out to be gold mines for making meaningful connections. These “watering holes” became our favorite places to flirt, chat, and seal the deal without the pressure of the larger crowd.
Newbie Heaven: First-Timers Everywhere
We were amazed at how many first-timers were on board, just like us! The excitement and curiosity were palpable, creating an electric atmosphere where everyone was ready to explore and dive into new experiences. It was a testament to the welcoming and inclusive spirit of the Bliss Cruise community.
Rookie Moves: Navigating the Nerves
Despite the open-minded setting, fear of rejection was still a common theme. But Leo dishes up a handy script to help shoot our shot with confidence and grace and minimal rejection. With his tips, you too can approach potential playmates with a gentle touch, making connections without the sting of awkward refusals.
Deck Stalking 101: Say Hi, Swipe Swag, Leave Your Slut Cards
Strolling the decks and greeting everyone became our favorite pastime. Each door held the promise of new friends and playful exchanges. Collecting swag goodies and slut cards was like a naughty treasure hunt, and leaving our own tokens behind added to the fun.
Tinder for Couples!?! WTF?!
Forget the wild orgy stereotype – Bliss felt more like a sophisticated, floating Tinder for couples. WTF?! It was all about finding the right match, building connections, and enjoying mutual chemistry. The thrill of the hunt and the joy of discovery made each encounter special.
Shhh! F&#K Club Rule #1: Don’t Talk About It!
Discretion was the unspoken rule of the F&#K club. Everyone understood the importance of keeping the intrigue alive by not spilling secrets. This unspoken bond added an extra layer of excitement and exclusivity to the experience, making every encounter feel like a deliciously shared secret.
From the steamy playrooms to the friendly faces and unexpected revelations, our first Bliss Cruise was nothing short of extraordinary. Each day was a whirlwind of adventure, connection, and pleasure, leaving us eager for more. Stay tuned for more insights and secrets as we continue to explore the world of swinging and beyond.
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)
Bliss Cruise – NO AFFILIATE LINKS. Buy direct or find a travel agent (same price).
CruiseMapper – Find a sister vanilla ship to throw your friends off the swinging scent and keep your steamy adventures under wraps.
Cruise Drinks Calculator – To figure out if the drinks package is worth it, let this tool do the math for you! It’ll tally up your drink costs and show you what you’d spend without it. Bottoms up!
Royal Caribbean Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 100s of aggregated user reviews of specific Royal Caribbean cruise line cabins. Find your Cruise Ship (Oasis/ Symphony/ Mariner) and search to see if your cabin has been reviewed.
Celebrity Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 54 pages of aggregated user reviews of specific Celebrity cruise line cabins. Search the pages for your Cruise Ship class (Reflection/Silhouette) to help you find the best cabin.
Kat's Amazon Wish List
We promise, NO affiliate links...they're so un-F*cking cool!
Non Surge Power Strip – With three AC outlets and two USB ports, this cruise-approved lifesaver keeps all your devices juiced up and ready for fun because your cabin has, like, ONE outlet.
Magnetic Dry Erase Board – Because freebie boards are 3/4 full of travel agent ads. Enjoy a huge blank space for all your steamy slutty notes.
Cruise Luggage Tags – Clear plastic luggage tags to keep your cruise ship tags clean and dry. Be sure they are the RIGHT size for your cruise line. Royal Caribbean is not the same size as Carnival luggage tags, etc… You ONLY need them for luggage, not carryons.
Cruise Lanyard – Because bathing suits don’t have pockets… and neither does sexy wear! Get a plastic sleeved lanyard to hold your Sea Pass Card – your ultimate cruise life accessory! It’s your room key, credit card, proof of a drink package, and ID for getting on and off the ship. OTHER options include a badge holder with carabiner clip OR a handy magnetic wallet phone case.
Mesh Zipper Pouch – Absolute packing lifesavers! Keep your theme outfits and accessories organized to perfection! Water-resistant, sturdy, and easy to label. Better than re-using those flimsy Shein bags!
Magnetic Hooks – Verdict’s out! Leo said no, Kat said yes. Kat wins!! Magnet hooks were a hit! And we needed more!! Hang your cruise door decorations… wet towels, bathing suits, lanyards.