Bliss Cruise Review: Part 2 - What Surprised Us Most!
Join Kat & Leo as we recount our eye-opening experience aboard our VERY FIRST swingers cruise and what surprised us! From unexpected discoveries that shocked and amazed us to surprising revelations about the cruise culture, we dive deep into the unexpected twists and turns of our first-time Bliss cruise adventure.
By: Kat Swings
Embarking on our first cruise adventure was a rollercoaster of surprises and unexpected twists! From shocking revelations to eye-opening encounters, find out all the shocking things, both sexy and procedural, that truly caught us off guard. And why we’re signed up for the next 4 Bliss cruises – sluttons! Join Kat & Leo as they navigate the exhilarating realm of Bliss cruising on the latest episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Bliss Cruise Review Part 1
1. Fear of Rejection Runs Deep
Despite the carefree atmosphere, many cruisers were surprisingly timid when it came to shooting their shot. Fear of rejection loomed large, even in this liberated environment.
2. More Social than Sexual
Contrary to popular belief, the Bliss Cruise is not all sex. Yes there are lots of steamy encounters, and at the end of the day, that’s the goal. But it’s also about being social with the coolest tribe of people in the world – SWINGERS!
3. YES Floating Tinder App / NO Floating Orgy
Forget the image of a wild, hedonistic orgy – the Bliss cruise felt more like a floating Tinder App for couples. Swiping right (swap right) on new friendships-turned-playmates was the name of the game. While orgies and Bacccanalian style antics existed, they were fewer and farther between.
4. Everyone's Your New Best Friend
The friendliness aboard the ship was off the charts! From impromptu conversations by the pool to sharing cocktails at the bar, it felt like we’d known everyone for years.
5. Communication Craps
Despite the abundance of friendly faces, communication onboard was a total crapshoot. Missed connections were all too common, leaving us feeling like we’d rolled snake eyes at times and seeking to get dealt a new hand. The RC app sucks, and while the dry erase whiteboard is cute, it isn’t very savvy in the 21st century.
Bliss Cruise Review Part 3
6. The Older Crowd Dominates
Amidst the mature crowd onboard, predominantly aged 55+, we were tantalizingly reminded of the exquisite fusion of passion and maturity. As seasoned adventurers in the more youthful lifestyle scene, we reveled in the intoxicating allure of age and experience. Bring on your pasties and shake your money-makers, no matter your age!
7. Time Flies When You're Having Fun
Five days may sound like a decent amount of time, but on a cruise, it’s over in the blink of an eye! We couldn’t believe how quickly our voyage came crashing to an abrupt end. A 7-day cruise will be like a soothing balm for the soul, easing the constant grip of FOMO.
8. Playrooms: Newbie-Friendly Zones
The playrooms onboard were more reminiscent of local club setups than anything else. It was all about exploration and experimentation, with a newbie-friendly vibe and plenty of one-on-one play. And don’t fear the non couples-only areas. With everyone a couple, we promise all the playrooms are fair game!
9. Pressure of Full Swap Expectations
With the hefty price tag of the cruise ($3500+), there was an unspoken pressure to engage in full swap activities. But we quickly learned the importance of staying true to our boundaries and seeking out like-minded individuals. There’s someone for everyone! Don’t settle!
10. Day 3 FOMO Frenzy
By day 3, a noticeable shift occurred as the cruise atmosphere was electrified with a palpable surge of FOMO. The sexual charge quadrupled, and a frenzy of anticipation gripped every passenger. Like a game of sexual musical chairs, everyone scrambled to secure play partners before the music stopped, fearing they’d be left without a seat in the exhilarating dance of desire.
Our first cruise adventure was a whirlwind of surprises and unforgettable moments. From overcoming fears of rejection to navigating the social landscape, we emerged with a newfound appreciation for BEING A SWINGER and feeling part of the TRIBE. Whether you’re a seasoned swinger or a curious newbie, there’s something for everyone on the high seas of pleasure!
Bliss Cruise Review Part 4
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)
Bliss Cruise – NO AFFILIATE LINKS. Buy direct or find a travel agent (same price).
CruiseMapper – Find a sister vanilla ship to throw your friends off the swinging scent and keep your steamy adventures under wraps.
Cruise Drinks Calculator – To figure out if the drinks package is worth it, let this tool do the math for you! It’ll tally up your drink costs and show you what you’d spend without it. Bottoms up!
Royal Caribbean Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 100s of aggregated user reviews of specific Royal Caribbean cruise line cabins. Find your Cruise Ship (Oasis/ Symphony/ Mariner) and search to see if your cabin has been reviewed.
Celebrity Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 54 pages of aggregated user reviews of specific Celebrity cruise line cabins. Search the pages for your Cruise Ship class (Reflection/Silhouette) to help you find the best cabin.
Kat's Amazon Wish List
We promise, NO affiliate links...they're so un-F*cking cool!
Non Surge Power Strip – With three AC outlets and two USB ports, this cruise-approved lifesaver keeps all your devices juiced up and ready for fun because your cabin has, like, ONE outlet.
Magnetic Dry Erase Board – Because freebie boards are 3/4 full of travel agent ads. Enjoy a huge blank space for all your steamy slutty notes.
Cruise Luggage Tags – Clear plastic luggage tags to keep your cruise ship tags clean and dry. Be sure they are the RIGHT size for your cruise line. Royal Caribbean is not the same size as Carnival luggage tags, etc… You ONLY need them for luggage, not carryons.
Cruise Lanyard – Because bathing suits don’t have pockets… and neither does sexy wear! Get a plastic sleeved lanyard to hold your Sea Pass Card – your ultimate cruise life accessory! It’s your room key, credit card, proof of a drink package, and ID for getting on and off the ship. OTHER options include a badge holder with carabiner clip OR a handy magnetic wallet phone case.
Mesh Zipper Pouch – Absolute packing lifesavers! Keep your theme outfits and accessories organized to perfection! Water-resistant, sturdy, and easy to label. Better than re-using those flimsy Shein bags!
Magnetic Hooks – Verdict’s out! Leo said no, Kat said yes. Kat wins!! Magnet hooks were a hit! And we needed more!! Hang your cruise door decorations… wet towels, bathing suits, lanyards.