Bliss Cruise Review: Part 1 - If the Boat's a Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin'!
Embark on a titillating journey with Kat & Leo in Part 1 of our 4-part Bliss Cruise Review series! Get ready for the ultimate insider’s guide, where we spill all the juicy details from start to finish – no surprises, just pure pleasure!
By: Kat Swings
Step aboard the Bliss Swinger Cruise, where the seas are steamy, the nights are sultry, and inhibitions are strictly optional. This ain’t your grandma’s vacation – unless grandma happens to be a wild child with a penchant for pleasure! From the moment you set foot on deck, you’re thrust into a world where taboos are tossed overboard and adventure is the only rule of law. Join Kat & Leo as they kick off their 4-part Bliss Cruise review series with this Part 1 overview on the latest episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Who’s Who Cast of Characters
The cast of characters aboard this floating pleasure palace is as diverse as it gets. From seasoned old-school swingers to curious baby swingers, everyone’s welcome to dip their toes – and whatever else they fancy – into the sea of seduction. It’s a veritable melting pot of desires, where inhibitions are shed faster than clothes on a nudist beach, and judgment is about as welcome as a cold shower on a hot night.
It’s All About the Sexy Vibe
But let’s talk about the real star of the show: the experiences. Picture this: you’re lounging by the pool, cocktail in hand, when you catch a glimpse of the playrooms out of the corner of your eye. Intrigued, you wander over, and before you know it, you’re knee-deep in a whirlwind of passion and pleasure that leaves you breathless and begging for more. Soft swap, full swap, spaghetti sex. Everything is on the table. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg – or should we say, the tip of the… well, you get the idea.
Themed Parties that'll Make You Blush
Of course, no Bliss Cruise would be complete without its infamous themed parties. From naughty nautical to downright debauched, these soirées are a feast for the senses, with outfits that leave little to the imagination and antics that would make a frat house blush. It’s a chance to let your freak flag fly high and proud, surrounded by a sea of like-minded hedonists who are all too happy to join in on the fun.
Unleashing Your Wildest Desires
But perhaps the best part of the Bliss Swinger Cruise is the sense of freedom it offers. Here, you’re free to explore your deepest desires, express your wildest fantasies, and indulge in pleasures that would make even Casanova blush. It’s a place where boundaries are pushed, inhibitions are shattered, and the only rule is to have a damn good time.
The Bliss Swinger Cruise is for every swinger, young, old, seasoned, newbie – for anyone brave enough to embark on this wild ride, the rewards are endless. So why wait? Cast off your inhibitions, set sail for adventure, and prepare for a journey that will leave you breathless, satisfied, and begging for more. After all, life’s too short for vanilla – so why not indulge in the sweet, sinful pleasures that await you on the high seas? We can’t wait to meet you! Look for the Leo & Kat blow-up doll door!
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Naughty Links and Extras! (Fun, Irreverent, and Maybe Passably Useful)
Bliss Cruise – NO AFFILIATE LINKS. Buy direct or find a travel agent (same price).
CruiseMapper – Find a sister vanilla ship to throw your friends off the swinging scent and keep your steamy adventures under wraps.
Cruise Drinks Calculator – To figure out if the drinks package is worth it, let this tool do the math for you! It’ll tally up your drink costs and show you what you’d spend without it. Bottoms up!
Royal Caribbean Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 100s of aggregated user reviews of specific Royal Caribbean cruise line cabins. Find your Cruise Ship (Oasis/ Symphony/ Mariner) and search to see if your cabin has been reviewed.
Celebrity Cruise Deck List – Click here to uncover a super-secret treasure trove of 54 pages of aggregated user reviews of specific Celebrity cruise line cabins. Search the pages for your Cruise Ship class (Reflection/Silhouette) to help you find the best cabin.
Kat's Amazon Wish List
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Non Surge Power Strip – With three AC outlets and two USB ports, this cruise-approved lifesaver keeps all your devices juiced up and ready for fun because your cabin has, like, ONE outlet.
Magnetic Dry Erase Board – Because freebie boards are 3/4 full of travel agent ads. Enjoy a huge blank space for all your steamy slutty notes.
Cruise Luggage Tags – Clear plastic luggage tags to keep your cruise ship tags clean and dry. Be sure they are the RIGHT size for your cruise line. Royal Caribbean is not the same size as Carnival luggage tags, etc… You ONLY need them for luggage, not carryons.
Cruise Lanyard – Because bathing suits don’t have pockets… and neither does sexy wear! Get a plastic sleeved lanyard to hold your Sea Pass Card – your ultimate cruise life accessory! It’s your room key, credit card, proof of a drink package, and ID for getting on and off the ship. OTHER options include a badge holder with carabiner clip OR a handy magnetic wallet phone case.
Mesh Zipper Pouch – Absolute packing lifesavers! Keep your theme outfits and accessories organized to perfection! Water-resistant, sturdy, and easy to label. Better than re-using those flimsy Shein bags!
Magnetic Hooks – Verdict’s out! Leo said no, Kat said yes. Kat wins!! Magnet hooks were a hit! And we needed more!! Hang your cruise door decorations… wet towels, bathing suits, lanyards.