🔊 Bluetooth Speaker – Your room deserves a vibe, babe. Whether it’s sultry sax for seduction or booty-bouncing beats for a post-play pizza party with our EPIC PLAYLIST, music matters. But don’t rely on the ship’s Wi-Fi—it’s about as reliable as a single guy claiming he’s “not a unicorn.” Download your playlists in advance and cue the sexy soundtrack.
đź’ˇ Mood Lighting – Just because you’re on a boat doesn’t mean you can’t channel your inner red-light-district goddess. We bring battery-powered LED rope lights to outline the bed (for obvious reasons), and sometimes even our portable solar system projector—because why not turn your ceiling into an intergalactic orgy backdrop?
💌 Slut Cards – Are they effective? Sometimes. Are they adorable, flirty conversation starters? Absolutely. Add your name, cabin number, Kik handle, and a saucy pic. Worst case, you become a collectible.
🚪 Door Decor – This is where the real show happens. We’ve seen everything from glittery banners to inflatable dolls, dry erase boards with daily games, magnet poems, Barbie orgies, and full-on LED strip shows. Decorate your door like your social life depends on it—because it kinda does.
🧲 Magnets, Magnets, Magnets – The ship is made of metal, so get creative! Flat magnets for decorations, hook magnets to hang lingerie or lights, magnetic clips for slut cards or candy bags. You’ll think you brought enough—you didn’t. Double it.
