Okay, I’m just gonna say it—threesomes are the GOAT. Greatest. Of. All. Time. And if you disagree, you just haven’t had the right one yet. Because let me tell you, we have been living in a double helix of alternating threesomes, and it is our absolute favorite dynamic right now.
MFM, MFF, MFM, MFF—back and forth like a perfectly balanced erotic pendulum, keeping our sex life hot and our relationship even hotter. And, honestly? It’s all about balance. Because here’s the thing no one tells you: one of you will always end up getting a little more attention during a threesome. That’s just facts.
Join Kat & Leo as they dive into why threesomes are the GOAT—sharing steamy stories, MFM vs. MFF dynamics, and how balance keeps the passion blazing— in our most recent episode of the Vanilla Swingers podcast.
Double Helix of Alternating 3somes
An MFM is like a 60-40 split in favor of the woman—she’s getting all that masculine, carnal energy focused on her, two strong sets of hands, mouths, and… well, you get it. An MFF? Same deal, but now it’s 60-40 favoring the man, even if the extra female is bi. Because, let’s be real – he’s still getting two women dripping over him.
So, if you keep stacking your threesomes all one way, someone’s gonna feel like the third wheel in their own relationship. And that’s when it can get messy. Jealousy? Resentment? Not in this house.
That’s why we alternate like pros—it’s not just sexy; it’s selfless swinging. The ultimate gift to your partner – matching their pleasure with your own.
Threesomes Vs. Couple Swaps
Don’t get me wrong—I love a hot couple swap now and then. But there’s something about pulling a single into your coupledom that just hits different.
It’s like plugging a new toy into a well-oiled machine. There’s no need to match another couple’s vibe, no awkward partner swaps where someone’s chemistry is off. It’s just you, your partner, and a yummy delicious third seamlessly weaving into your dynamic.
And the best part? Everyone’s fantasy gets fed.
- His fantasy of another woman? Check.
- Her fantasy of two men? Double check.
- The third’s fantasy of being the center of attention? Oh, honey—triple check.
It’s easier, sexier, and so much more fluid than the couple dance. That’s why it’s our MVP dynamic right now.
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MFM Threesomes – Soft Swap Heaven
Let’s talk about MFM—my personal heaven on earth.
This is two straight men and one very lucky woman (hi, it’s me Kat, I’m the lucky woman). The energy? Carnal. Primal. Explosive.
It’s all about the woman. She is the queen, the goddess, the absolute center of attention. What’s not to absolutely LOVE???
- One man on each side, touching, teasing, devouring.
- Double blowjobs? Yup.
- Spitroasts in every angle known to geometry? You bet.
- Double-barrel blowjobs (yes, two in the mouth at once for those asking)? Chef’s kiss.
And the best part? It’s soft swap, meaning the guys are there to pleasure me – just pure masculine energy focused on making sure I am thoroughly and repeatedly satisfied. And likewise, I will do my level best to leave them completely satisfied.
Ladies, if you haven’t had two men worshipping you at once, you haven’t lived.
MFF Threesomes – The Primordial Soup of Fun
Now, MFF? That’s a different kind of magic.
The third is bi, which means everyone is touching everyone, and it turns into this delicious, sweaty, tangled-up masterpiece of pleasure.
We’re talking:
- Oral pleasures from every angle.
- Hands and tongues everywhere.
- The coveted 369—where everyone is locked lips on someone’s bits, a glorious circle of pleasure.
- Positions you didn’t even know your body could achieve.
It’s fluid, sensual, and downright filthy in the best way possible. And when everyone’s into everyone? No one feels left out.
The Takeaway: Threesomes = Selfless Swinging
So, here’s my PSA to all you couples dreaming of adding a third. It’s not just about getting yours – it’s about giving theirs, too.
Alternate your dynamics. MFM, MFF—balance it like your sex life depends on it. (Because um, it kinda does.)
When you do it right, threesomes are the GOAT. They’ll light your bedroom—and your relationship—on fire. And who wouldn’t want to start their year like that?
Find all of this and more on this episode of our top-rated swingers podcast for new couples to the lifestyle, the Vanilla Swingers podcast!
Swinger Lingo (check Swinger Dictionary for more!)
Threesome: The perfect recipe for a steamy night, where three’s never a crowd and every touch sends shivers down your spine. This sexual encounter involves three individuals, often characterized by various combinations of sexual activities and dynamics between participants.
MFM: Two’s company, three’s a crowd – and in this case, that crowd’s getting down and dirty in the steamiest threesome around! An abbreviation for Male-Female-Male, referring to a sexual encounter involving two straight men and one woman, typically characterized by shared sexual activities and mutual pleasure where the woman is the center of attention.
FFM: Two fabulous ladies and one lucky guy—it’s his dream team, with all eyes (and hands) on creating unforgettable magic.
Menage a trois faux pas: Kat & Leo’s signature catchphrase when a threesome encounter makes an inadvertent bi slipup – (oops!) leaving everyone wondering what went wrong in the heat of the moment.